Whose funeral etiquette is the worst?

Given this new trend for Marvel females to reveal their sex lives at the deceased's funeral, I'm dreading Wolverine's.  It'll take months.

Given the women involved, that could cause some real fights over the placement of certain names. Who would go at the top, after all?

Good point....  Is Deathstrike still on the list?  That'd make for an awkward funeral....

And now Scarlet Witch will never have a chance!

Psylocke doesn't go to funerals.  She goes to celebrations of life.

Considering it was Kitty's rudeness that drove Larry to commit suicide, she was in no position to get on her high-horse at his funeral and chastise other people for using nasty words. It was rude of her to even show up to the funeral.


Edited by sixhoursoflucy - 28-May-2010 at 3:52am

All Kitty admitted to during her eulogy was not knowing Larry very well. She didn't fess up to the fact that she was the last person with whom he ever conversed, and that her parting words were to tell him off for not being nice without taking the time to explain why. Her PC indignation had a body count is all I'm sayin'. 

Originally posted by --D. Originally posted by sixhoursoflucy Considering it was Kitty's rudeness that drove Larry to commit suicide, she was in no position to get on her high-horse at his funeral and chastise other people for using nasty words. It was rude of her to even show up to the funeral. Nonsense.  It was entirely appropriate for her to be present.  Teenagers make mistakes, especially social mistakes.  She admitted her mistake.  She was talking about what she had learned.  She was explaining how this boy had made a difference in her life and how she had grown as a moral person.  This was entirely appropriate.  At my eulogy I hope someone can come forward and talk about how they learned to be a better, more moral person, because of their interactions with me.

It was in no way appropriate for her to be there. She met him... what? Once or twice? And then decided that his funeral, where people who knew and loved him could say their final farewells, an important part of the grieving process, was the correct time and place to lecture people on their carelessness of wording? Sorry, but someone like Kitty would be about as welcome at my funeral as the Westboro Baptists would be.

I'm calling Cyke out on his lousy planning on Kurt's funeral. In the midst of a war to save an entire subspecies, he jjust decides to have a slapdash funeral for Kurt? Shouldn't stopping Bastion be higher on such a noted tactician's to do list? He tells Warren to take care of the body. What does he know about enbalming? Why make Iceman give the eulogy instead of a Catholic priest? He doesn't even wait for Amanda Sefton to show up. Surely they could've put Kurt in a freezer and given him a proper funeral after Second Coming. Instead Cyclops chooses to further endanger mutantity by immediately throwing the shoddiest funeral ever.

"Quick the body will start to stink, and we're gonna need freezer space for all the rest of the bodies to come. Just toss something together and we'll bow our heads and move on. I'm sure Kurt will understand...now where did we leave that bible so that Bobby can just read a random passage...hmm."

Originally posted by courier I read this and LOL'ed. The X-Men, with their endless supply of blackbird's, unstable molecular clothing, brain raping super computers, and giant ex-asteroid-space-colony-converted-into-an-island, only having one copy of the bible is hilarious.

Originally posted by Crawler So we're supposed to assume Sack's funeral took place off-panel, right? Or do you think there's still some ooze-covered rock out on Utopia somewhere that they haven't cleaned off yet?

I found this pretty funny.  Also am I the only one that was completely wigged out when they flipped to Kurt's funeral and saw Bling! staring at god-knows-what?  Scary....

Well, really, Sack's already survived being blasted into goo before, back during his first appearences in the X-books. He'll be back.

Really.